Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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