Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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