I never want to see another naked old woman again.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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