And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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