at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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