how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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