You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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