Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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