My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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