I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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