i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Randomize
