Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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