i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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