so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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