I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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