No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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