ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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