Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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