Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
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Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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