why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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