Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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