Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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