problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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