if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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