Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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