sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Your tits are I can't wait for
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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