she woke up with a sticky ear
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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