I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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