Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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