Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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