i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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