I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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