Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
