marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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