the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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