im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I cannot find my penis.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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