We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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