Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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