i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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