i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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