Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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