why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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