No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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