I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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