The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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