I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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