Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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