the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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