Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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