That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
