I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
