Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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